Thursday, December 01, 2005

aquired



Dear Budweiser,

I am sorry that you make such a crappy beer.

love,
matt


P.S. I realize it is not your fault that so many people drink it.

7 comments:

r.c.f. said...

i think we should get rid of nascar, because it would probably result in the bankruptcy of budweiser beer. or maybe that'd only happen if we got rid of all nascar fans......

mmmmm, genocide...........

nevermind.

r.c.f. said...

i should add that i used to be a nascar fan, and still have toy dale earnhardt cars at my parents house, in case anyone thinks i'm being particularly snobbish. if you're a nascar fan, and you still want to kill me, well, i'm sorry, and i guess i'll see you in the future. *hangs head in shame*

Dane said...

Ross I salute you for your honesty. Matt, I think it is their fault, and I blame EUROPE for not flooding us with 1, their drinking culture, and 2, for not putting up any damn tasty good breweries in this country. Man. . . budweiser. . . only good if it comes from the Czech, the ORIGINAL brewers of good beer, not some americans sick twisted up scheme to provide cheap crappy beer to all so that eceryone can afford to be an alcoholic! Im done, I might feel sorry later!

Lar said...

What I find amusing is that it reads "Made in Canada" on the label you have posted. I didn't know they sank that low. And for your friend danejohn, the good beer in Europe is cheeper than our crappy beer. And so is the good wine. And don't for get the cheese. And the manditory vacations. But at least we don't have paris here. And we have national parks galore. And just a shitload of space. But no trains. OK, enough of a rant.

Canadian Budwiser sucks!

mduod

Quackbert said...

Ross,
I know that I have only really got to know you this year, but I am gonna go ahead and say that you never liked nascar. I dont just mean to call you on this, but I just think that you could accomplish so much more if you embraced your bigotry and spitefulness. Doing that has got me where I am today. (Dordt?) Anyway, keep up the good fight of faith, Matt. (The fight against crap beer)

Books said...

I love bud. Especially 40's. It's the champagne of beers.

Matt. Are you holding my shampoo hostage?

What's it going to take, I ask.

IT Houston said...

Acually Miller high life is the champage of beers. And unlike any kind of bud,coors,busch,hamms,etc. Miller high life is acually drinkable.
All of you people out there in the mid-west lead a sad existance not being able to taste the (literally) thousands of beers from the northwest, while at the same time avoiding harsh winters. Ha, is all I have to say.